The Eva Hentai Movie:
The Human Salvation Project

Translation 1.0 by Gendou



Translator's Notes:

The title of the movie: jinrui-hokan-keikaku (じんるいほかんけいかく)
Means literally the japanese words: "humanity" + "preservation" + "project."
I have translated the title to: "The Human Salvation Project"
The title is a spoof on the "Human Instrumentality project," which appears in the original anime series of Neon Geniuses Evangelion.

The lines marked with a "*" are lines I have had trouble translating.

The copy of the movie that I own is a .mpg VCD rip that has Chinese subs.
I know a good amount of japanese but I cannot read enough Kanji (Chinese characters) to disern meaning from the subtitles. Most of the movie has been translated by listening to the speech only, without aid of the subtitles.

This Translation is based on time because of the format in which it was created.

Ok, so it's a rough translation. If anyone wants to help out I would love to mail you a copy of the movie. Also, I plan to have the movie up soon so look out! if you have a correction/suggestion e-mail me.

Important word glossary:

dondon (どんどん) - rapidly ottona (おっとな) - adult
yare (やれ) - Do it! akacha (あかちゃ) - baby
kaire (かいれ) - return ippai (いっぱい) - full of
no tameni (の ために) - for the sake of hamaru (はまる) - to get pregnant
harumi (はるみ) - embryo, become pregnant shiyasei (しゃせい) - ejaculation



The Translation

2:20-2:24
しんじ: はいれ ほ、とさん?
Shinji: Permission to enter father?

The text in the beginning reads something like this:
"The year is 20XX, human beings are close to extinction. "The Human Salvation Project" was created in attempt to salvage the human race. Every year, people fuck to insure the childbearing of all women."

4:05-4:06
しんじ: とさん?
Shinji: Father...

4:07-411:
みさと: あら、おそかだじゃないの、なにしでたの?
Misato: Oh, you are here, what's up kid?

4:12-4:16
しんじ: いたい、これがいたい。。。?
Shinji: What... What is going on here?!

4:21-4:28
みさと: “じんるいほかんけいかく”これがあなたのとさんのしんごとよ。
Misato: "The Human Salvation Project." This is you father's job.

4::33-4:36
しんじ: これが。。。とさんのしんごと?
Shinji: This is... my father's job?

4:43-4:46
(?): He he he, we do this every night.

4:47-4:48
Gendou: You may come in now.

4:48-4:49
Rei: Yes, sir.

5:07-5:09
Shinji: What are you doing?

5:14-5:16
Rei: Won't you come in?

5:29-5:32
(?): My erection is warm and wonderful.

5:44-5:46
Rei: He is faking it.

5:46-5:48
Gendou: Do it, son.

5:51-5:55
Shinji: You gotta be shitting me!

5:55-5:56
Gendou: Oops.

5:58-5:59
Shinji: I lost it.

6:00-6:03
Gendou: It's OK. Go again.

6:07-6:08
Misato: Commander, shall I...?

6:09-6:12
Gendou: It doesn't matter. Get it up and go again!

6:13-6:20
Asuka: Now open the door and show me your true feelings.

6:22-6:25
Classmate: (something about wheezing?)

6:26-6:29
Asuka: Hurry up all right? Don't worry, it's all OK.

6:31-6:37
Ritsuko: *Every year disorder on weekdays.

6:38-6:42
Misato: *Lack of harmonycurrent affairs not full of

6:48-6:59
Asuka: Isn't it great! You are a humanitarian, you are the world's savior.
It's great! Can you hold on much longer?

7:00-7:01
Shinji: It's Kicking!

7:02-7:10
Asuka: *That's how it's done. ^_^

7:11-7:14
Kaji: This time we won't go without picking your mind.

7:18-7:22
(?): Adult sex ...*Here, suck on this.

7:23-7:27
Misato: Hey, let me give you a hand!

7:28-7:29
Shinji: Again?!

7:30-7:32
Misato: Calm down, don't worry.

7:38-7:41
Ritsuko: Look! Can you see my grown-up's clit?

7:42-7:47
Misato: Your father has taught us how to do well for a penis.*

7:48-7:50
Shinji: Your juices are really flowing.

7:51-7:52
Ritsuko: Oh! You are so good!

7:53-8:05:
Misato: Now, let's go. It works so well! This time it is for the sake of all the women in the world. Strange enough for you?

8:15-8:17
Kaji: Our love consumer desired us to come forth on her.

8:18-8:21
(?): No, this pretty thing refused before, didn't she?

8:24-8:30
Kaji: Well, shall I unload? My "adult penis" will make my slave blush won't it?

8:32-8:38
Asuka: It is great! You are so good! You are exceedingly amazing!

8:38-8:42
Misato: Are you're moves synchronized?

8:43-8:48
Shinji: Whatever, you and I are adults but I'm stupid. I guess, right?

8:48-9:10
Misato: Don't give up! Are you going to run away again? Everybody is doing it! They are all acting outrageous without hesitation, aren't you man enough?

9:11-9:15
(?): Collect yourself, this is a time for fucking!

9:16-9:21
Asuka: No! Don't come in me! I don't want to have a baby!

9:23-9:26
Kaji: Long ago, we people did not fuck lovely young women.

9:27-9:30
Asuka: I want to drink your shining cum! Shoot hot cum inside me!

9:31-9:33
(?): I will shoot soon for sure.

9:34-9:37
Asuka: Today I am so full of cum. The human race will survive.

9:39-9:43
(?): You cute little slave, what great success this session will have!

9:44-9:49
(?): Yes! Fucking naked women is great. You will be pregnant with my spermbefore it is too late.

9:50-9:53
Rei: Ejaculate inside!

9:57-10:18
I will not run away! I will not run away! I will not run away! I will not run away! I will not run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:26- 10:30
(?): Look! I'm really going to ejaculate into the Class Rep!

10:35-10:38
Rei: More! I wanna drink your cum!

10:39-10:40
(?): Here I go! Drink my bucket of cum!

10:41-10:46
Asuka: Yeah, this is great! Nothing beats am orgy!

10:47-10:49
(?): Check it out! I'm fucking her!

10:51-10:53
(?): It appears to be the end of the orgy.

10:55-10:58
(?): She is pregnant for certain!

11:15-11:16
Congratulations...

11:20-11:30
The text says "end."